For Immediate Release
ELVES UNION DECLARES STRIKE AGAINST NORTH POLE INC.
Jimmy Holiday, President of the International Fraternity of Elves, announced on Sunday, July 8th that the Elves' long-standing labor representative body was declaring a full labor stoppage at North Pole Inc. faclities in protest of recent outsourcing negotiations currently under way. The work stoppage is effective immediately.
The announcement came several hours after a meeting with North Pole Inc. executives. Santa Claus was not at the meeting.
Melody, head of Internal Communications, Public Relations, Legal, & Community Affairs, was qouted after the meeting as saying that "The children of the world should not fret. Santa's annual Christmas Eve journey will not be impacted by these developments. Santa and the team at North Pole Inc. are fully committed to working through this misunderstanding with our friends and family at the IFE (International Fratenity of Elves). Christmas Eve 2007 will be the best ever!"
North Pole Inc. executives have extended an open invitation to IFE representatives for talks at the North Pole HQ. At the time of this release, IFE executives have not yet responded.
Please Direct All Media Inquiries To Melody In Public Relations
Sunday, July 08, 2007